Kiss the COOK

The Savage COOK

This beautiful little kilted bastard was commissioned as a gift from a client to his cook brother. The apron is thick and weathered pig leather and is adorned with lovely and quite sharp implements befitting a savage cook! 

coming soon: those tiny little knives & how they came to be!

From the Vault

A while back a good friend asked for a toy for his nephew. He said the boy liked robots and fire fighters. What he got was a Robot Caterpillar Fire Fighter, complete with blinking light up tail, a bell and movable wings! Note the old green desk he's sitting on. Built by my Grandfather circa 1970, this desk is where Bearded Tales Of Woe was born.

Squid Wreck part 2

Custom Squid Wreck of the Fishing Boat VF Ellen Diane .

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